Only Flans (Fans) Funny Food Pun Sneakers | Women's Canvas Shoes

Regular price $59.99

Follow me on Only FLANS! Our Flans are super sexy...  Get lols and feel the flan-love asyou sneak on by in these custom made Only Flans lace-up sneakers. Available in Black with neon yellow text, or white with neon pink text they're the perfect Only Flans his and her's footwear pairing.

We firmly believe the right pair of sneakers can work for any event, from everyday social media video filming, through to lets-get-lucky stepping out sneaks paired with a little party dress. Designed similar to a Converse canvas shoe, our Only Flans (Fans) funny food pun sneakers are super comfy, totally unique to and made custom, just for you. 

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Because of the custom nature of this product, we don't refund shoes due to incorrect sizing. As a rule, go by your Converse shoe size, but do please check the sizing chart below carefully before ordering. 

MENS Sizing - these shoes are unisex style, please use EU Size for comparable Men's Size guide.

 Women's Sz US 5.5 US 6 US 7 US 8 US 9 US 10 US 11 US 11.5 US 12
EU size 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44
Heel to toe (inside), in 9.45 9.72 9.96 10.24 10.51 10.75 11.02 11.26 11.54
Width, in 3.46 3.54 3.62 3.70 3.78 3.86 3.94 4.02 4.06


 Women's Sz US 5.5 US 6 US 7 US 8 US 9 US 10 US 11 US 11.5 US 12
EU size 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44
Heel to toe (inside), cm 24.00 24.70 25.30 26.00 26.70 27.30 28.00 28.60 29.30
Width, cm 8.80 9.00 9.20 9.40 9.60 9.80 10.00 10.20 10.30

Made with breathable polyester canvas and featuring hi-poly deodorant memory foam insoles, these low top sneakers bear all the marks of an awesome shoe. Choose between black with neon yellow text or white with neon pink text designs, and enjoy the silver metal eyelets along with the lace-up closure. 

.: Breathable polyester canvas
.: Hi-poly deodorant memory foam insoles
.: EVA shock-absorbing layer
.: Durable rubber outsole

This awesome artwork is a limited-ed design by a local artist and is 100% unique to so you won't find it anywhere else. It's as YOUnique as it is unYOUsual.


We value your business as much as our planet, and for this reason we avoid Fast Fashion & take a slower, more sustainable approach. This means we print each pair of shoes you order and have them hand assembled within a weke of receiveing your order. Most shoe orders land within 2 weeks of ordering, but please allow up to 4 weeks for our printers and delivery drivers to work their magic. 


We have a 99% perfect quality control rating, but if your item falls into the 1% of damaged, faulty or missing orders, please send us an email at and we'll sort it out for you faster than the glaze can crust on a Krispy Kreme.

As mentioned above, we don't refund items due to incorrect sizing, or change of mind, due to the custom nature of our awesome hand designed shoes.