Our hilarious D!ck Cheese platter is perfect for serving up a variety of delights, whether it's spicy salami, bocconcini balls or any other tasty treats you can imagine.

This funny platter comes in various bends and angles, adding a playful touch to your dining experience. D!ck sushi, cock-tail snacks, desserts, bread, and more! This is as tasty as D!ck gets...

With two generous sizes - 40x19cm & 24x13.8cm - and a deep, deep 1.3cm, you can serve in style.

Elevate your dinner presentation and showcase your sense of humor with this distinctive platter. Get yours today and let the laughter roll!

Shipping: Most orders land within a week of ordering (during non-peak times) but please allow up to 3 weeks for busy delivery drivers to work their magic. 

We have a 99% perfect quality control rating, but if your item falls into the 1% of damaged, faulty or missing orders, please send us an email at noveltyfoodgifts@gmail.com and we'll sort it out for you faster than the glaze can crust on a Krispy Kreme.